Thursday, December 3, 2009

Law & Order: MVU

That's the Maternal Victims Unit.
Their most recent case involved an incident of domestic violence at the Snellings home.
The Perp:


The Weapon:


The Damage:

It may not look like much, but trust me, you do not want to be whacked with a tea spoon!



The outcome:

The motive for the attack seems to have stemmed from the victim's denial of the perp's request for yet another snack. The victim briefly considered retaliation, but possessing a healthy fear of incarceration, she refrained from throwing the perp across the room or locking her in a small, dark closet. She did count to 10 and then deposit perp into her bedroom before calling daddy the authorities for back up. The perp is currently serving a life sentence of no TV before bedtime. Attempts at an appeal have been thrown out.

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24 comments:

blueviolet said...

You poor thing! Did you also punish her by making her wear a toilet paper roll shackle on her wrist? lol

Bren said...

Yikes! I got a full on face slap last night while giving Maggie a bath. I think my reaction (I didn't see it coming) scared her more than anything! I say sentence your little one to a lifetime of broccoli!

Kmama said...

While I'm sorry that she did that to you, I'm laughing because your version of the story is hilarious!!

I hope the wound heals quickly.

Jen said...

Ouch! I have been whacked in the face by a book so I know that hurts.

And I totally think that punishment fits. You don't mess with Mom.

Vanessa said...

LOVE the toilet paper roll shackles!! I know this pain all too well. I hope the "victim" recovers quickly...punishmet definitely fits the crime. We're on early bedtime all week because they're just aggravating me. LOL

P.S. I really like your shirt. ;-)

Krystyn said...

Oh, no. That's awful!

Don't mess with mom!

Momisodes said...

Ouch! I'm so sorry.

As a mom, I totally think the sentence fits the crime. At least until she turns 18 :)

Kelli said...

Sounds like a great justice system. I hope you feel better.

Lisa @ Boondock Ramblings said...

My son threw his head back one time and split my lip open. Good times...really good times.

Hope you heal soon.

Pam Emmons said...

Ouch! It's always the littlest people that pack the biggest punch!

Summer said...

hehe...I'm giggling from the comments above about "toilet roll shackles"...hehe....

That little stinker! I probably would have thumped her on the forehead..LOL...but, then again..it's probably a good thing I'm not a momma yet...haha!

Mr. and Mrs. Nurse Boy said...

You are too funny!!!

I am laughing with you, not at you. I would never laugh at you. Nope. Then my kid will do something worse... MUCH worse.

Mrs. NB

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shortmama said...

Ouch! That looks like it hurts!

DaBudges said...

Ouch! I bet that hurt! sounds like something my son would do...

Emily said...

hahahaha...I'm totally laughing out loud at this!
Ok, and this is random, but EJ's hair is starting to look SO thick! I think she's going to have Lois Lane hair!

Rachel said...

Oh good grief - that looks painful! And her picture looks too sweet to have been responsible for such an attack!

(Itty Bit accidently whacked Mr. Daddy so hard it put his teeth through his lip... Mr. Daddy's lip that is. Kids are ROUGH!)

Speedy recovery!

Sierra said...

Ouch! I'm on team mom here and if was on the parole board will refuse all requests.
:-)

imbeingheldhostage said...

I do like the home version of toilet paper roll handcuffs :-)

Carrie and Troy Keiser said...

Word to the wise, watch out for small people wielding spoons!

Alex said...

As adorable as that story is, I'm sorry you got hurt. Hope it feels better soon!

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heidi said...

LOL Sorry but that was funny! I can't believe she HIT you! Last night Corbs bit B and drew blood (little jerk) so I sent him to his room to calm down (me calm down, I mean) and he turnd around and stuck his tongue at me. Obviously he realized that I was homicidal because I came flying up the stairs after him and he ran as fast as his 3 year old legs would carry him and sat on his bed. I had to call daddy in to deal with him because I, too, wanted to toss him out the window.

Megan R. said...

Is that Chinese handcuffs you are making her wear??