when your child removes her own diaper during naptime and pees all over her bed?
And isn't she a genius for using her flannel blanket to cover the pee spot so that she doesn't get wet while she finishes her nap?
And didn't her mommy demonstrate amazing, zen-like self-control by not tanning that bare little hide when she saw it in the crib?
To quote my friend, Krystyn: REALLY, are you SERIOUS?!